Monday, September 1, 2014



COM E AND GET ME HONEY, I'M ALL YOUR'S! LOVE YOU LOTS!
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15 comments:

  1. SusanSeptember 1, 2014 at 11:14 PM

    Grandpa, I'm alright. She hasn't hurt me, she's just being creepy and disgusting. No idea how long that's going to last though, so I wouldn't waste much time. She's really interested in baking my kidneys.

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    1. JessicaSeptember 1, 2014 at 11:18 PM

      Creepy? Disgusting? What??? No! Best party everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~

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  2. SannaSeptember 2, 2014 at 10:23 AM

    I love love love this Ke$ha battle.

    But I don't love kidnap. So fucking stop it. Of all the ways to get laid, kidnapping their family members in the hopes they'll revert to their old ways and suddenly love you is the most drawn out and least effective.

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    1. JessicaSeptember 2, 2014 at 10:59 AM

      Ew, oh my god, NO THIS IS NOT ABOUT SEX BITCH. I hate sex. You don't understand, NONE OF YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND.

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    2. SannaSeptember 2, 2014 at 12:37 PM

      I honestly don't give a shiny shit. My original point stands. Fucking stop it.

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    3. JeSsICaSeptember 2, 2014 at 7:45 PM

      Oh, right, sure, Mom! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't realize what a big deal...no, wait, shut the fuck up Little Birdy.

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    4. SannaSeptember 3, 2014 at 11:04 AM

      I'm sorry, I didn't realise what a raging puddle of crushed bollock juice you are... no, wait. Yes I did. We all did. Go and lick fuckmuck off a public bathroom floor.

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    5. FractureSeptember 11, 2014 at 1:46 AM

      Classy.

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    6. SannaSeptember 11, 2014 at 2:06 AM

      Give as good as you get, sir.

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    7. FractureSeptember 12, 2014 at 7:53 PM

      That doesn't follow. You started it.

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    8. SannaSeptember 13, 2014 at 2:58 AM

      And I started off civilly. As civil as you really can be when someone has been kidnapped.

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    9. FractureSeptember 13, 2014 at 3:13 AM

      That's not civil. You still instigated.

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    10. SannaSeptember 13, 2014 at 4:34 AM

      Well, I'm sorry if that's the impression you got and if it offends you so? I was just trying to reason.

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    11. FractureSeptember 13, 2014 at 1:30 PM

      I like to be the only one on a high horse.

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    12. SannaSeptember 13, 2014 at 1:34 PM

      I'm aware.

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