Overnight Monstrosity

I heard this one from a buddy of mine, who heard it from his friend.

Sometimes The Monster calls us directly. If you get a call from The Monster, you'd better kiss your ass goodbye. Everyone knows that, it's never a good thing to get a call from The Monster. The boss only calls you if you fucked something up real bad, otherwise someone else calls.

My buddy's friend, let's call him Al, he got a call from The Monster. The boss told Al he was going to get picked up that very same night, by one of ours, and taken to a secret location where he was going to 'collect his prize!'

"Can you imagine that?" My buddy said. "Al knows he's gonna die, and The Monster basically fuckin' tells him 'congratulations'."

Al's prize was a night in an abandoned building. The guy who drove him there, our guy, The Monster put his head on it's wall. No one knows why.

But Al...my buddy says Al came out a completely changed man.

"He said to me, he said 'Man, it was fucked up!' And he was shaking, this hard-ass motherfucker. Just shaking the whole time. He was screamin' nonsense, he'd gone crazy, dawg. 'The walls, they moved, man! They had images of my family, my kids, my wife, and then there was blood! S-so much blood...' he said."

But that wasn't the worst of it.

"Snakes. Giant snakes, that's what Al says he saw. Says he got a text from someone that told him to go up to the second floor, and when he got there, there were giant snakes everywhere, all around him. They were wriggling around and hissing at him. After that, I dunno what the fuck he was trying to talk about. He kept screamin', he was so scared of what the boss did to him, he even banged his head against the wall a couple of times to try and 'make it stop'. I never fuckin' saw him again, after that."

No one did. Al was one of ours, but that doesn't mean shit when you work for The Monster. Whatever he saw, lots of our guys see that stuff, when they snitch or they sell someone out or they fuck up an important job.

You don't ever want to get a call from The Monster.